thefunniestpost:
Me: yes! I only need one more!
Someone: BINGO!
Me: NO! FUCK NO! FUCK YOU!

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thefunniestpost:
It’s a beautiful night!

We’re looking for something dumb to do.

Hey baby,

I think I wanna marry you..

Is it the look in your eyes?

Or is it this dancing juice?

Who cares baby,

I think I wanna marry you..

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